How is it possible for Americans to simply resign themselves to a state of acceptance as BIG Brother strips away personal freedoms? Homeland Security measures are accepted with few questions raised. My neighbor told me two days ago that he is willing to give up “certain” freedoms in order to feel safe when flying. What a tragic state we are in as a nation. The following farfetched scenario shows what happens in 2026 when BIG Brother is the bully on the block and any bullying around by those who are considered bullies will find themselves under suspicion in an Orwellian world of reality.
The Ohio Buckeyed Buckeye Daily, August 26, 2026
Two more senior citizens were detained, one in Mopealong, Mississippi and one in Lousy, Louisiana, in connection with the failed plot to terrorize passengers with rubber bands on airlines in Peekatyou, Pennsylvania and Tootaloo, Tennessee, authorities said.
An elderly man was arrested in a dawn swoop on the Stillspry Nursing Center in Mopealong, the office of the Federal Investigation Bureau (FIB) said yesterday.
He is reported to be originally from Cantstand, Connecticut and to have arrived only recently in Mississippi.
The office linked the man to senior citizen Joseph Justkidding, one of the main suspects in the plot to terrorize planes heading for the western towns of Imhungry, Idaho, and Nearby, Nevada.
But prosecutors said they were “not yet clear to what extent” he was involved in the making and production of homemade rubber bands specifically for terrorizing flight passengers. FIB authorities are still investigating the nursing home for clues.
Meanwhile, authorities in Imissyou, Idaho said a third man had been detained and is under psychiatric care for depression.
Irvin Ivebeenhad, 82, was seized after local investigators in Lousy, questioned 72-year-old Justkidding, who surrendered to Louisiana authorities this week.
“The confessions of Justkidding led to the arrest in Moveover, Massachusetts of a fourth senior citizen,” a FIB official stated.
Ivebeenhad, who is suspected of placing rubber bands on planes along with Justkidding, handed himself in to police amid a massive nationwide manhunt.
FIB director Norville Nottrue stated that Ivebeenhad has admitted “placing a bag of rubber bands on board one of the planes”.
Investigators on Friday said they were still looking for a man named Marvin Mayhavehelped who is reported to have assisted Ivebeenhad and Justkidding.
The head of the local Federal Investigation Bureau office, Willard Wonttell, told local Lousy affiliate LIES-TV he was “convinced that the terrorist group known as ‘GROUCH’ has been prevented from carrying out nationwide terrorist attacks with rubber bands on flights throughout the country” but refused to confirm reports that police were looking for several other renegade senior citizens who may be involved in other plots.
Ivebeenhad and Justkidding both stayed together at the Restyourhead Nursing Center in Soreknee, South Dakota from 2022 to 2025. They were tracked down with the help of FIB intelligence services after they phoned their families back home in panic once they realized that the police were looking for the pair.
The two elderly men were filmed by security cameras at Restyourhead, with Ivebeenhad appearing in the grainy images to drag a large bag of rubber bands out of his room.
The rubberized weapons were placed in large garbage bags and were to be flipped by both men at fellow passengers simultaneously 10 minutes after the planes were in the air, but it is reported that Justkidding backed out at the last minute. “I was just kidding,” screamed Justkidding as he was placed in a squad car with handcuffs.
The local office of FIB said it believed that like the two main suspects, the third person detained may also belong to a secret extremist senior citizen organization. The name of the suspect has not been released.
Ivebeenhad’s brother, Elmo, on Thursday told LIES-TV that his brother was not a rubber band extremist and had no strong political associations.
“Irvin did not have friends who were fascinated with rubber bands… and he did not have any ties to rubber band factories,” he said.
Unconfirmed press reports have said Juskidding’s brother, Jethro, has been suffering from post-traumatic stress after rubber bands were flipped at him by local residents at the Ivehadit nursing home in Pleasedont, Pennsylvania. It is reported that Joseph has stated to local authorities that he “flipped out” after seeing the trauma suffered by his brother when he last saw him two weeks ago.
Both Ivebeenhad and Justkidding face charges of rubber band harassment under Homeland Security code 1199293773799, section C, paragraph 12 and belonging to a senior citizens terrorist organization.
Federal investigators in Mopealong plan to question other local residents next week. Isabelle Imaytoo stated that Ivebeenhad and Justkidding have been railroaded by a system that has “flipped out”. Unnamed sources say a local underground group of seniors called “The Flipped Out Flippers” is being investigated.
Residents from sixteen senior citizen centers in southern Mississippi have signed a petition of support for both men. The Central Mississippi Council of the Old and Wrinkled, issued a joint statement saying they were “deeply shocked and horrified by a judicial system that is taking away the constitutional right of being able to flip someone off.”
“What’s next?” asked members of the council. “We plan to contact the local chapter of the American Uncivil Liberties Union. The government is really stretching its case.” |
